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Hi All,

I am I. I think you already know me. You use me to represent you. Witout me, you wouldn't exist. You think about me all the time. You put me before everything. You like me.

I am tall. I am mostly dark. I am skinny. I dont have a head. When I was a child, I had a detachable head. I miss my head. It was a nice head. It kept floating left and right. One morning, I woke up and found my head missing. Then, I became you. I wish I could become a child again.

Childhood photo : Me with brother

Sometimes, I wear a hat. Sometimes I don't. It depends on your mood or budget.

I like myself. But I hate me. He treats me badly. He often goes to places where I'm supposed to be. I like You. He is like my brother. We often follow each other. I love him.

I am everything. I am always right.

I am single. I am unable to find a match. No one is as staright as me. Although I get along with A,E,O and U, they don't like me much. And neither do I. I just pretend to be in their elite group.

But they know that I am the most powerful.

Me at the company party. (Notice my moves? :D)

I saw myself in the mirror. I looked a lot like me. But I was not me. I am I. I am God. How can I be me? I hate me. How can I be a loser like me? No, something's wrong with my eyes. I need glasses. But, wait, if I wear glasses, I'll just B. Still, I think I am not me. I look a lot like him. But, just need to concentarte and I'll be like you.

Shit! I just killed God. Need to wipe him out clean.

Gotta go. Bye.